This is the only bag that allows the user to take literally anything they want on an airplane. If you put it in this bag, it becomes legal. I worked it out with Biden, he’s cool with it.

A tough 12 x 7” canvas bag with a sturdy metal zipper. Perfect for toiletries, art supplies, drugs, or whatever else you can fit in there.

Comes in two varieties: “Just the Bag” and “Put Some Shit In It”, where for $20 dollars more I’ll put in a few stickers and a couple new pins and one random object I have sitting around my basement.