Throw off your pursuers with this perfect black tote bag. It’s enough to steal a whole lot of 16x16” things.
Also available: Put Some Shit In It, where I throw in about $25 worth of things I’ve designed and also some random thing from my apartment.
BACKORDERED! These will ship out hopefully around 8/27.
Finally, the first dual function funeral urn and water bottle.
500ml size, double walled insulation, vacuum seal lid and with a tea infuser cap.
Perfect for steeping the ashes of your enemies.
Finally, the perfect jug for America’s Favorite Beverage. This 500 ml jug will keep your cum fresh all day. You can also use it for water or any other liquid, but that’s up to you.
Get Loaded, Stay Loaded with this 9×6” metal sign. Comes with two foam adhesive stickers to put it on anything, even the air, it will just float there for a second.
You can get all 4 signs, THIS IS A WORK FREE DRUG PLACE, PAIN ROOM, NIGHTMARE ZONE, and EXTREMELY FUCKED UP CHEMICAL STORAGE for just $30!
An 8x4" sign with an adhesive backing. Perfect to put on the door to your darkest dungeons.
You can get all 4 signs, THIS IS A WORK FREE DRUG PLACE, PAIN ROOM, NIGHTMARE ZONE, and EXTREMELY FUCKED UP CHEMICAL STORAGE for just $30!
A perfect sign for the door that opens into a yawning abyss. Printed aluminum with a painted back for longevity. Includes 2 double-sided pieces of foam adhesive tape. Measures about 10x4.
You can get all 4 signs, THIS IS A WORK FREE DRUG PLACE, PAIN ROOM, NIGHTMARE ZONE, and EXTREMELY FUCKED UP CHEMICAL STORAGE for just $30!
Go beyond the hazard with this 9x6" aluminum sign. Includes 2 sticker foam pads for hanging. You can get all 4 signs, THIS IS A WORK FREE DRUG PLACE, PAIN ROOM, NIGHTMARE ZONE, and EXTREMELY FUCKED UP CHEMICAL STORAGE for just $30!
This bag is perfect for showing up at the funeral of your sworn enemy, whipping this out, and doing your make up/drawing a picture of their corpse.
A tough 8.5” x 4” canvas bag with a metal zipper.
Comes in two varieties: “Just the Bag” and “Put Some Shit In It”, where for $20 dollars more I’ll put in a few stickers and a couple new pins and one random object I have sitting around my basement.
This is the only bag that allows the user to take literally anything they want on an airplane. If you put it in this bag, it becomes legal. I worked it out with Biden, he’s cool with it.
A tough 12 x 7” canvas bag with a sturdy metal zipper. Perfect for toiletries, art supplies, drugs, or whatever else you can fit in there.
Comes in two varieties: “Just the Bag” and “Put Some Shit In It”, where for $20 dollars more I’ll put in a few stickers and a couple new pins and one random object I have sitting around my basement.
Keep track of the bastards with this hardcover 9” x 6.5” dot journal. Smooth finish, with a red ribbon, 192 pages.
We all love our license plates, but few of us go the extra mile to put them in a frame. Show your car you care with this unique frame. Great for anxious people who can’t commit to a bumper sticker.
A canvas bag that you can put your gun in or tear apart and use as bandages if you get shot.
Perfect for anyone who lives in God's Favorite Country.
Available as Just the Bag or Put Some Shit in It, where I'll put $20 of random merch in the bag as well as one random thing from my apartment.
Measures 16x16”